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Hysterical Blog!

2008: wow i was so ugly last year thank god i'm cute this year
2009: wow i was so ugly last year thank god i'm cute this year
2010: wow i was so ugly last year thank god i'm cute this year
2011: wow i was so ugly last year thank god i'm cute this year
2012: wow i was so ugly last year thank god i'm cute this year

Double Standards.

One of my biggest pet peeves are when people have double standards for boys and girls. I understand in some cases it may be necessary where guys can get it done (ie. moving heavy furniture or something) rather than a girl.  But simple stupid things really piss me off. Just like how its okay for a guy to stay out late but heaven forbid a girl do it! A guy has just more freedom simply because he is a guy is complete bullshit. I know I for one will NEVER put my two children on different levels just because they are different genders, Society is fucking stupid.

→ Ghetto girls on the phone in public,

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 And I told her “Shaniquwa YOU NEEDA SLAP DAT HOE”

LOL OMG

this blog is epic

mom: why is there a hispanic man scaling our balcony with a tool belt on
me: i am juliet
me: and he is my romeo
mom:
me: no, i'm just kidding please call the cops